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Founded in the Jungle Heartlands of West Lothian Grime Monkey is a Professional Mobile Valeting Service that comes direct to you. From your home to your workplace, no job is too big or small for Grime Monkey. Complete with Official AutoGylm & AutoSmart based Professional Training, no mobile valeting company comes close to the equipment and detail level of Grime Monkey.

As a Domestic and Commercial Grime Removal Specialist, our vast range of services includes mini and full valets, hand polishing, machine polishing, clay barring, steam cleaning, detailing and much much more. Contact Us Now and Book Today!

2 months ago

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Do Horses like monkeys?Today it was off to the local horse stables to perform a fully custom 5th Gear Rescue Valet.On first meeting the local residents it was clear they …